Good Bad and The Ugly!

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GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY





Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids

Bad : You can't find your birth control pills

Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them



Good : Your son studies a lot in his room

Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.

Ugly : You're in them



Good : Your husband understands fashion

Bad : He's a cross-dresser

Ugly : He looks better than you



Good : Your son's finally maturing

Bad : He's involved with the woman next door

Ugly : So are you



Good : You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter

Bad : She keeps interrupting

Ugly : With corrections



Good: Your wife's not talking to you

Bad: She wants a divorce

Ugly: She's a lawyer



Good : The postman's early

Bad : He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47

Ugly : You gave him nothing for Christmas



Good : Your daughter got a new job

Bad : As a hooker

Ugly : Your coworkers are her best clients

Way ugly : She makes more money than you do



Good : You're son is dating someone new

Bad : It's another man

Ugly : He's your best friend



Good : You're wife is pregnant

Bad : It's triplets

Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago